January 2012
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my new years resolution is 1024x768
December 2011
60 posts
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
zooeyclairedeschanel:
we all know zooey and joseph totally did it after they made that video i mean come on
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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davidtennantsballsack:
Two people love each other? I ship it.
Two people hate each other? I ship it.
Two people vaguely tolerate each other? I ship it.
Two people look at each other? I ship it.
Two people don’t look at each other? I ship it.
Two people kind of see each other in their peripheral vision? I ship it.
Two people have never met before? You bet your sweet ass I ship it.
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dramione tbh
character a: i hate you
character b: i hate you too
corresponding fandom: they must want to fuck
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Single bells
cookiesforsale:
Dashing through my creys
In a one man lonely sleigh
Around the couples I go
Dying all the way
Get a table for one
But get enough food for five
What fun it is to eat my feelings
Alone and by myself
OOOOOOH Single bells! Single bells!
Single all the way!
Oh, the pain I have inside
A one man lonely sleigh, HEY!
Single bells! Single Bells!
Single all the way!
Oh, the...
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This is the best thing I have ever seen in my... →
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me: freja have you ever fallen on the runway?
freja: not on the runway. but i've done other kinds of falling.
(she strokes my cheek with the back of her hand and lifts my chin up to look at me)
freja: like falling in love with you
(i blush)
(we make out)
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i just want to eat cheese ugh
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them that no...
– (via midwest-monster)
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Justin Bieber got in a car accident, →
ashthecash:
christianrippin:
anthonythetiger:
andreeze:
shelleywangbang:
lilanthony57:
aimaeucille:
I can’t breathe 0.0
poor kid
damn.. :/
Poor kid.
Holy shit. His perfect hair :(
dude
i feel bad
UGH
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