February 2012
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Listen
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helldate:
About two years ago on Valentine’s day my boyfriend of three months told me he had to tell me something and when i met him at the park his best friend was there and he said, “i don’t think this is going to work out” He grabbed his friend’s hand and said “we’ve only been together for three months but he and I have been together for 11 and I’m done hiding” and then his friend said “thank...
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dream lover // bobby darin
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Like a Time Lord, but internet.: motoroladroid:... →
motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU…
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“He kept his ears open and listened closely to whatever anyone else had to say,...”
– 1Q84 ~ Haruki Murakami (via pretty-oaths)
배예솔: lol i was bored and i thought of what i would... →
ashthecash:
First thing i would do is give up trying to go to college and move in with my dad to help run the shop. i’d take care of him and he’d help me with my shitty korean every night so i’d become fluent and we’d watch dramas together. then after a year of working in the shop he’d move back to korea and…
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helldate:
i was going out with this guy and it was our 5th date and we went back to his. he pushed me onto his bed and we started making out and everything and after a while he started feeling me up and then we were taking our clothes off and he grabbed my boobs and started playing with my nipples. and then he said “the only thing that would make this better was if you had dick nipples. that...
Teacher: A long time ago people thought there were only four elements. Can anyone guess what they were?
Me: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.
Teacher:
Me:
teacher: what?
Me: what?
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tyra banks: 10 beautiful ladies stand before me
tyra banks: but i only have nine pictures in my hands
tyra banks: and they're all of me
tyra banks: lol
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beebeebee123:
when people hug me the only thought in my head is ‘get the fuck off of me’
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STALK WHAT I EAT TBH →
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