i’m talking to victoria about my broken heart and all she cares about is whether or not i sent her a candy crush ticket
“O-Obama-san…not there!” squealed Sasuke.
“Don’t worry Sasuke-kun…I’ll treat you better than that snake freak Orochimaru,”
Obama began to trace his fingers down Sasuke’s back. His porcelain skin felt unreal. “My, my, Sasuke-kun. It seems as though you have been taking full advantage of my health…